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Wednesday, April 03, 2013

An Infidel? I Don't Think So

From our spam mailbag comes this scurrilous* accusation against the smaller of the two Catican Guards who is of mixed parentage - Chihuahua and Cocker Spaniel.
Chihuahua - As the disperse symbol of Infield Dog casino Online, the amount of bountifulness o'er boniface of challenges going away you washed-out and drained out.
A disperse symbol of Infidel Dog? That is an outrageous assertion and it will not go unanswered. You'll be hearing from our lawyers. When the firm of Papandopolis, Ng and O'Reilly gets through with you, you'll be the one feeling washed-out and drained out.

* - That's "scurrilous" not "scurrylous." There's nothing wrong with scurrying or any of its derivative activities.

3 comments:

  1. I see that the original post says "infield dog", though. Have you ever taken the Smaller Catican Guard to a softball game?

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  2. Good Lord! They may have been right after all. She was, I am forced to admit, the source of the Infield Dog Rule.

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