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Monday, June 25, 2012

It's Genocide Against Teeth!

Over on Twitter, one of the trolls on the #fortnight4freedom thread has been shouting about the Catholic Church's "war on women" because the Church doesn't want to cover contraceptives in their employee health plans. Well, my current plan doesn't cover it, either. So I asked the logical question and got a surprising* response.
@tmore_esq: Yes! RT @ktcat:If my health insurance doesn't cover contraceptives, has my employer been waging a war on women all along? #fortnight4freedom
Well, I don't pay for dental coverage, either. I guess that means I'm waging genocide against teeth. And if my employer doesn't even offer one, then they might as well wear brown and goosestep around my molars singing the Horst Wessel Song.

It sounds so much better in German: Ich habe vor, euch alle vernichten!
 * - My surprise is probably just an indication of my naïveté.

Update: If I don't carry collision on one of my cars or I have a high deductible, I must be waging a War on Bumpers!

4 comments:

  1. Amen my furry brother! Preach on!

    I had to turn off Laurah Ingraham (on Fox tonight) because once again she had a lib talking head (Who she calls a friend) blame white people for everything...

    Oh, and Bush for the sluggish economy.

    When did we turn into a country of victims? I thought we were going to turn things around this election. Now, I'm not so sure.

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  3. Anonymous7:22 AM

    in other words, their position is GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE MINE MINE. NO GIMME? ITS A WAR

    apologies for not coming over to this site sooner. linked.

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  4. Thanks, both!

    Y'all come back now, drozz.

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