If We Don't Defeat The Future, We Will Face Dinosaurs With Laser Guns
Can there be any doubt?
If this isn't an argument in favor of blowing hundreds of billions on pointless high-speed rail, nothing is. Without money, people of the future will be forced into subsistence farming and will be unable to develop laser guns and time travel!
My kids LOVED Dino Riders - and you should SEE the amazing new dinosaurs in the Target toy section! It's finally taken off, but with a new name.
ReplyDeleteWill they still love it when laser-armed dinosaurs are rampaging through the streets of Detroit?
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, will they be able to tell the difference if laser-armed dinosaurs rampage through the streets of Detroit?
Sure, they'd be able to tell the difference! Laser-armed dinosaurs rampaging through Detroit would be a distinct improvement.
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