It's a serrated blade attachment from my Cuisanart food processor. It's the single most destructive and dangerous kitchen implement in our house, responsible for more pain and bloodshed than everything else combined. I can't use the thing without it leaping up at me or falling down on me or sidling over towards me to attack. Slicing, poking, impaling, sawing, you name it, this hideous monstrosity has done it.
Evil? Oh yes. It's evil.
One piece of advice: if you ever drop it... DO NOT attempt to catch it.
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You fool! You only think you dropped it. It leapt out of your hand and tried to use the force of gravity to stab you!
ReplyDeleteI have one of those! I know exactly - EXACTLY what you mean!
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