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Saturday, October 09, 2010

What the World Needs


... is a halfway decent teleportation system. Then we could visit friends in distant cities and never have to interact with a broken iBahn. We'd just teleport home and use our own, comfortable, WORKING Interweb Tubes.

3 comments:

  1. What makes you think that the teleportation link would be any more stable than the internet? ;-)

    With my luck, the teleportation server (?) would go down just as I started the journey and who knows where or when I would end up.

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  2. "Oh great. I'm stuck in Ulan Bator while the family reunion is in Boise. Mom's really gonna kill me this time. These stupid Teleportation Tubes never work when you need them!"

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  3. It would just be another way to lose your luggage.

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