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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Our Animals Are Trying To Bankrupt Us

Our dogs are eating random things out in the yard and then coming in to throw up on the carpet, necessitating renting a rug cleaner. Our Maximum Leader, in a fit of pique over what she feels is insufficient food (read: anything short of an endless cataract of noms) has knocked all of the bills off of our desk into a pile on the floor.

Between added expenses and expenses we can't find, they're trying to bankrupt us. What their end goal might be is still a mystery to us.

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