OK, that's it. I'm about to call the cops if the culprit doesn't confess. I keep losing salt shakers. The latest one to go is a little $2.69 one from Albertson's. I think that qualifies as Grand Larceny, but I'm not sure.
If the thief is out there reading this, give yourself up. Living on the run is no life for you. If you do your time quietly, you could be out of jail in 10 years, 12 tops.
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