I would've thought the pompadours, powdered wigs, and hoop skirts would've been a tipoff that this one would've been a little short on high kicks and "flying fists of death" and whatnot--plus the fact it had a title like "The Duchess" and not "Flying Fists of Death," or some such.
I would've thought the pompadours, powdered wigs, and hoop skirts would've been a tipoff that this one would've been a little short on high kicks and "flying fists of death" and whatnot--plus the fact it had a title like "The Duchess" and not "Flying Fists of Death," or some such.
ReplyDeleteI figured we'd at least get some Drunken Hoopskirt Master Snake-style kung fu, but no, we got el zippo.
ReplyDeleteMeh. What can I say? They don't make kung fu flicks like they used to.
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