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Monday, April 19, 2010

Miracle-Gro: Now with 23% More Enriched Uranium!

Warning: some garden insects may grow more than twice as big. Much, much more.

2 comments:

  1. You think you are joking, but actually there is a non-trivial amount of uranium and radium in phosphate ore. Granted, most of that ends up in the phosphogypsum waste stacks, but some of it does stay in the fertilizer.

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  2. Can't reply. Giant stag beetles at door. brb.

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