Both Republicans and Democrats hit the talk show circuit this weekend providing their views on how the government could stimulate the economy, provide you with health care, give you more unemployment benefits and save the planet from global warming. It looked something like this.
Since everything they promise works so well and costs so little, it's no wonder we keep asking for more, more, MORE!
Wasn't the Ron behind Ronco eventually indicted for fraud or embezzlement or something? That should give one pause before buying into all these pie-in-the-sky promises, I should think.
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Me..? I'm holding out for the 19-piece Ginsu knife set.
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