Well, Now We Know What Sarah Palin's Problem Was

She didn't recite Urdu poetry and cook keema and daal.

Here's the per capita income scoreboard for those who missed it on ESPN last night.

USA: $47,000
Pakistan: $2,600

Oooh, and it was so close! I'm sure it was our fault and all. We must have stolen prosperity from them through something we did in 1948 or so. It can't be that the nation that eats chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes has anything to teach the keemavores.

There's so much we can learn from Pakistan. Particularly the part about the strongman style of government.