How to Tell if You've Married the Right Woman

You decide on a wedding date while she's at home and you're in Hawaii with your daughter's soccer team. She and her friends organize a perfectly wonderful wedding in a week. Your contribution to the affair is a phone call or two and getting your pants hemmed. While she's running thither and yon dealing with flowers, music, readings, cakes, restaurants, etc. you're going to luaus, swimming at the beach, snorkeling in the coral and to soccer games with your daughter*.

During the whole affair and afterwards as well, there is not one word of reproach.

* - Quite on my own, I felt about this big (holds thumb and index finger a few millimeters apart) that she did all the work. She wasn't bothered by it at all. It just was.