In the interest of making sure all of our blog readers avoid injury, I will posting safety tips from time to time. Here's today's.
Do not read this blog while standing on the top rung of an extension ladder. Sudden amazement at the wisdom contained therein may cause you to lose your balance and fall to the ground.
What a great tip... No ladder climbing while reading blog, "check". Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure going to miss reading this blog. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat, no tip on consuming martinis and reading this blog?
ReplyDeleteI just saw one of Jacob's cousins in my bedroom closet. He's gotta do something about these freeloading relatives of his!
ReplyDeleteVerification word: intwa. Is that like a fatwa, only inside the house?