Great Googly Moogly, I Don't Even Want to Know What This Means

I was wandering over by Yahoo! to check on a stock quote when I saw this headline on their front page: Top 10 reasons why women cheat. Here's a tidbit from #9, Miss Self-Centered Dingbat is Bored*

When the man she loves is spending too much time and attention on himself or his other interests, it is a complete turn-off for women because we want to be the center of his world, and when we aren't, we know that someone else will place us on a peddle stool.

A peddle stool?!? What in the name of the Goats of Ragnarok is a peddle stool? Is it some kind of unicycle? Is it, heaven forbid, some kind of device for dealing with constipation? Whatever it is, I certainly don't want my significant other anywhere near one, much less on top of the thing.

A peddle stool. How hideous.

Those of you who would like extra credit, feel free to diagram that quoted sentence. If you'd like to follow the link, I'm sure you can find all manner of other grammatical horrors. In a different sentence from that piece, there was reference to another man "fillin gin" for you. That sounds like a nice thing to do, if you ask me.

* - that might not have been the actual title of that section.