Because $3,100,000,000,000 Just Isn't Enough

... we need more government spending as a stimulus.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States needs a new economic stimulus plan that pumps billions of dollars into infrastructure projects and budget relief for cash-strapped state and local governments, Democratic lawmakers said on Sunday.

Err, if that was going to work, wouldn't it have worked by now? And where will we get these billions? Why, we'll borrow money from these guys, of course!

You owe $30,000+ each already. You're welcome.