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Friday, June 06, 2008

A Modest Proposal

...with apologies to Jonathan Swift.

Now that we have placed the polar bear under government protection due to global warming and now that global temperatures are dropping, I think we should pre-emptively place a tropical animal under governmental protection. I really don't care which one. Let's pick the lemur. Lemurs are very attractive little guys and no one wants to see them hurt.

With the government demanding that we do all we can to prevent warming and cooling simultaneously, I think we will all be able to agree on the one course of action that will ensure both.


You're welcome.

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