Catch and Release

This morning our Maximum Leader brought in a field mouse and left it clinging to a laundry hamper. After consulting the California Department of Fish and Game's Feline Hunting Regulations and measuring the mouse with a calibrated micrometer, we determined that the mouse had to be released back into the wild. Our Maximum Leader was appropriately praised and then breakfasted on a rare feast of gushifud.

Prior to releasing the little rodent, we took these photos.



Annotation from Jacob the Syrian Hamster: This was not one of my relatives, or if it was, the genealogical distance was so great that he was unrecgonizable to me.