Christmas Crafts to Lacerate the Whole Family!

...or something like that. I'm surfing around, looking for some craft ideas for next week's family Christmas party when I came across this one from HGTV which calls for boiling water and borax.

Excuse me? Boiling water and borax?!? What, did we run out of broken glass and used motor oil?

Come on, everyone, let's make napkin rings out of rusty fish hooks and razor wire!