Ron Paul is Using iPhones to Send Porn to Iraq

Ha! Take that you iRobots, Ronulans and lefty peace-creeps! You all came over to see what this was about and found nothing at all. Har har har!

Muuhahahaha! I've created the ultimate post! It simultaneously irritates every fanatical religious group in the blogosphere!
Feel free to get your primal scream therapy over with in the comments, losers. Maybe you could all combine to tell us how if we went to the gold standard, shiny toy phones would be cheaper and would help us negotiate with a lot of maniacs who slather themselves in Semtex before going to the shopping mall.

Update: I couldn't think how to insert impeaching Chimpy McBushHitler into the title and not have Blogger cut it out of the URL.