On the Advantages of a Proper Relationship with a Dog

In our previous post, I spoke of a conversation that I had with our Maximum Leader that left dogs, er, hanging. As our Holy Ambassador to the Kingdom of Dogs rightly points out, this is a great affront to dogs. And so, in the interest of setting things right, we have done some research on the proper relationship between dogs and cats.

Our Holy Ambassador in all his glory.
First, we discovered that having a dog in the house helps cats live longer lives. Research suggests that the dog gives us stimulation we need. There are other ways of getting this stimulation, but as our Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Ocean Whitefish shows us, they are less effective.

Second, dogs keep out the larger predators that come through our pet door to devour our crunchies. Had we shared the Theocracy's Cathedral with a dog, this would never have happened.

Lastly, dogs can be patient and gentle despite their tremendous bulk when it comes time for wrestling and play.

We hope that this corrects the errors in our previous post and invite all blogging dogs to share in the warmth and radiance of full Feline Theocratic enlightenment.