Flagstar Bank Insults the Theocracy

Our Maximum Leader recently received this email from Flagstar Bank.

We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your Flagstar Bank account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party. Protecting the security of your account and of the Flagstar Bank network is our primary concern. Therefore, as a preventative measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features.

To restore your account access, please take the following steps to ensure that your account has not been compromised:

What followed was a URL.

First, I had no idea that cats were so heavily involved in banking. When I asked her if she had opened an account at Flagstar she told me that her only interaction with them would have been to demand a tithe for the Theocracy.

The Maximum Leader of the Feline Theocracy scopes out the situation in the front yard.
When I explained to her about phishing, she thought it was a good idea because she loves tuna. When I explained to her that it wasn't that kind of fish, she became quite angry.

The Feline Theocracy is not pleased by fraud.