'Tis the season...to decorate your house with a different theme every three weeks. First it's Halloween then it's Thanksgiving, then it's Christmas. Goblins and witches and pilgrims and turkeys and snowmen and Santa and reindeer and on and on and on.
What a chore!
This year I'm going to condense all of my decorations into just one diorama.
Santa in a hockey mask killing a pilgrim with a chainsaw. "You've been naughty this year, Mr. Mayflower!" RRRRROOOWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!! "Aiiieeeee!"
Holiday decorations done and valid for a full three month period, I'm going inside to watch football and drink beer.
It's 6:00am for crying out loud! Where in the world do you buy beer at this time in the mourning?
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, man, have you never heard of stocking up to cover emergencies? That's why you Tivo all of the NFL games you don't see in real time.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to explain everything to you people? Sheesh!
:-)
mmmmmm..... beer!
ReplyDeleteDon't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer.
I have the same decor theme the year through: whatever my kids messed up last. hehe