All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Attack from Space!
This morning I uncovered evidence of an attack from space that was thwarted by our Maximum Leader and, most likely, our Knight-Protector and Defender of Yarn Balls.
Our Maximum Leader has dispatched an attacker and left it on her scratching post base.
Who is it?
An invader from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!
All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
All Hail, Maximum Leader! All hail Knight-Protector!
I don't know, but that vertical object behind the invader looks a lot like some sort of weapon of mass destruction. We have final evidence that the Maximum Leader is preparing to threaten the world and bring on the Feline Theocracy!
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, Kelly the Little Black Dog, I'd be buying some heavy duty gloves and a miner's hat. That tuna won't extract itself, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDelete:-)
We are the Theocracy. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
ReplyDeleteOr you can mine tuna for all eternity. Your choice...... ;-)
Did you interrogate the intruder? Was he still alive when you came upon him? Did you receive any requests from strange government coalitions for his body to be returned?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the secret location of the Theocracy has been compromised....