Type, magic fingers, type!
Each week, many Thursday 13 bloggers post about 13 things from a theme. 13 things I love about my kids, 13 places I want to go, 13 books I'd like to read and so forth. Today I will post 13 themes that you will not see at The Scratching Post. Ever.
1. My 13 favorite punctuation marks.
2. 13 reasons why I like to cliff dive.
3. 13 embarassing things I've said to transvestites in the morning.
4. 13 things I've said to transvestites at any time of the day.
5. 13 ways to cook haggis.
6. My 13 favorite numbers from 1 to 10 with no repeats. (That would take a long time to write.)
7. My 13 favorite Chipmunks songs.
8. My 13 favorite shades of pink.
9. 13 ways to knit your daughter's beanie babies into a full-length coat in the manner of Cruella deVille.
10. 13 reasons Chihuahuas are better than cats.
11. 13 reasons any dog is better than cats.
12. 13 ways to protect yourself from enraged dog lovers who religiously maintain that dogs are, in fact, better than cats.
and finally, this one.
13. 13 reasons why I should use an alarm clock.
Done!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
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Too bad, because those are really hot issues nowadays. Oh, well, a girl can dream...
ReplyDeleteLove you list...had me laughing :))
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Thursday...mine's up, too!
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by mine.
LOL! great list!
ReplyDeleteI was a bit worried about the list that said why dogs were better than cats and then I realized it was a list that WOULDN'T happen...
ReplyDeleteLOL, great list. I'm thankful you're never going to do one on haggis, and my Tigger will be grateful that you have no intentions to do #11 either.
ReplyDeleteVery funny 13!
ReplyDeleteHa! Pretty good magic fingers!
ReplyDelete9. 13 ways to knit your daughter's beanie babies into a full-length coat in the manner of Cruella deVille.
That would be a site to see! :)
Happy T13! My list's up!
Thanks for visiting my TT! I will indeed check out the Carnival of Cats!
ReplyDeleteso are we not going to read "13 ways to mop your floor with a Maltese"?
ReplyDeleteDavid,
ReplyDeleteThat's a great one. I might do that after all.
I'd lend you my uncle's dog Bogey if you want to practice :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my T13! I agree, you'll never hear me say dogs are better than cats ... kitties get all my love! Have a great day :)
ReplyDeleteAs a dog owner I should be offended at the assertion that dogs are somehow inferior to cats, except that as a dog owner I am keenly aware of WHY dogs are inferior to cats. Great TT! Sleep late every Thursday. Seems to work well for you :-)
ReplyDeleteI could have never came up with that in 15 mins!
ReplyDeleteHappy TT
Fun list! I hate my alarm clock!
ReplyDeleteHa! Very cute. But I'm kind of disappointed, because I've been looking for a new haggis recipe.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my T13.
ReplyDeleteVery funny list!
I laughed out loud with this one! Not just once, but several times, mind you! Terrific list, KT! Thanks for visiting mine as well.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, how does one get a pompous and stuffy title in your Theocracy? I was curious as I was wondering if you're taking applications. ;)
Great list! I always have trouble figuring how what to do on TT, but you came up with a good one! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks, too, for visiting mine!