This Week in the Theocracy

Welcome, travellers on the path to Feline Enlightenment! It is I, Jacob the Syrian Hamster, faithful beadle of the Feline Theocracy. Today we shall publish our bi-weekly round up hilighting our favorite posts of the Theocraticians. Just not right yet. Our human, the one to whom we dictate our posts, is still running a bit slow, recovering from a less than restful red-eye flight back from Hawaii.


As a preview of what is to come, I shall leave you with our favorite post from our newest converts, the College of Cardinals. Joe Noory, holder of the prestigious Cardinal Richelieu Chair for Advanced European Studies, posted this gem about Dr. Jack Kevorkian. It turns out that Jack is a member of the school of "you go ahead; I'd love to join you, but I've got this library book to return" school of death cult leaders like Zarqawi was and Nasrallah is.

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Now that our human has recovered, I was able to dictate this post to him. Here's the rest of our favorites for the week.

Eric Scheske has some good Woody Allen quotes.

Our Holy Scholar Georgette lives in India. She has this really cool post about traffic conditions where she lives. A great photo, too!

Mark Shea sees a conspiracy. And it involves him!

The Theocracy's Vicar of Victory is interviewed!

Our Prelate to the Primates has a post you have to see to believe.

Sister Jane of Perpetual Purring has another good post on the border situation.

The Abbess of the Priory of Small Princesses has a post that is too funny to be read while holding or drinking liquids.

The Patriarch of the Airwaves is adamant about the effects of the election on the war.

Mars is extraordinarily close to the Earth right now. Our Court Jester has a post about the Vatican's Observatory.

Happy Julie has a clever parable about the worth of a person.

Our Poet Laureate has a fluffy tail. Really.

I'm sorry, I try to read a whole bunch of posts before picking my favorite, but this one near the top of his blog from the Archibishop of Texas has me laughing out loud.

The Theocracy's Holy Scribe reminisces.

Official Artist, meet Britney Spears. Urgh.

Our Holy Ambassador to the Court of the Mainstream Media talks about Joementum.

Our Monsignor of the Breweries has an interesting take on the Barry Bonds steroid case.

Our Knight-Protector and Defender of Yarn Balls has caught an impostor!

The Feline Empress and Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Ocean Whitefish has an outstanding Thursday 13 wherein she tells us where various famous cats are today.

Our Anchoress goes after Alex Rodriguez. A-Rod? Who'd have expected this?

Living near the border, our member who is on the protected list, Heidi's post about guarding our borders is really interesting.

Best wishes to all of you and we'll see you in two weeks with another "This Week in the Theocracy."