Meet the next U. S. curling team!

Following our disappointing losses in the all-important Olympic sport of curling, the U. S. has turned to it's high-tech industries to provide an advantage. Meet Roomba, the 2010 U. S. curling team:


This team has the added advantage that should they lose, you can take them out back behind the rink and beat them to death with a shovel.

Not be outdone, the Russians have made similar modifications to their team in their own, typical, delicate Russian way:



I can hardly wait for the next Winter Olympics!