Monday, November 27, 2017

A Surefire Get Rich Quick Scheme

I've got a great new idea that's going to make me a ton of money! I'm going to make a Catholic Catechism alphabet coloring book! I checked around and didn't find any others so I've got the market all to myself. With something like a billion Catholics in the world, if I even get a small percentage of them to buy my book, I'll be rich as Rockefeller!

It can't miss! I've already started picking out the mansion I'll buy with my insane profits.

7 comments:

tim eisele said...

Great idea! The big question, though, is what are you going to use for "x"? That's where most of the alphabet books kind of go to pieces.

(Here's my alphabet book. It is almost entirely armadillos.)

K T Cat said...

I am in awe of your Armadilliousness.

As for X, how should I know? I figured I'd lose interest and shelve the project around the letter M, so I'd never have to cope with X or Q.

Anonymous said...

Xylolaters were prosecuted. Quintus Memmius wouldst (woodst) smite them!

K T Cat said...

LOL!

Jedi Master Ivyan said...

eXcommunication?

With a picture of Martin Luther?

Ohioan@Heart said...

For "X": Tradition says that St Andrew was crucified on an "X" shaped cross.

For "Q": Quo Vadis. No, not the movie. The story about St Peter and Jesus (look it up on Wikipedia).

Foxfier said...

http://newadvent.org/cathen/x.htm

Xavier. Natch.