... because he solved his problems as they arose vice planning for them.
In the movies
(Millenium Falcon dodging asteroids and TIE fighters while Han tries to repair the hyperdrive)
Han: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.
In a large corporation
(Han standing in the office of his manager)
Manager: SOLO! I want a presentation on how you're going to get out of this one on my desk for review by tomorrow at 9! It needs to cover schedule, budget, quality assurance, risks and process improvement iterations!
Han: (Sigh)
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And then Han pulls out his blaster and shoots the manager (ala Indiana Jones).
And let's be honest here, haven't we all that fantasy when we get tasked to do something that idiotic?
Manager, dying: That ... blaster ... didn't have a ... property account sticker ...
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