Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Why Han Solo Wasn't In Corporate Life

... because he solved his problems as they arose vice planning for them.

In the movies

(Millenium Falcon dodging asteroids and TIE fighters while Han tries to repair the hyperdrive)

Han: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

In a large corporation

(Han standing in the office of his manager)

Manager: SOLO! I want a presentation on how you're going to get out of this one on my desk for review by tomorrow at 9! It needs to cover schedule, budget, quality assurance, risks and process improvement iterations!

Han: (Sigh)


Ohioan@Heart said...

And then Han pulls out his blaster and shoots the manager (ala Indiana Jones).

And let's be honest here, haven't we all that fantasy when we get tasked to do something that idiotic?

K T Cat said...

Manager, dying: That ... blaster ... didn't have a ... property account sticker ...