Tuesday, February 14, 2017

If You Give A Man A Fish

... he will eat for a day.

If you give a woman a fish, she'll say, "A fish?!? On Valentine's Day? You got me a fish?!? What kind of idiot gives his girlfriend a fish? Of all the stupid gifts, this has to be the worst! Mother was right about you! I should have kept dating Jack."

Don't lose your girl to Jack. Don't give her a fish today.


IlĂ­on said...

Seems to me that one *should* give her the fish ... and thus learn whether she is a "keeper" or better caught-and-released.

Foxfier said...

A keeper will hand the fish back and say "you forgot to clean it. You catch it, you clean it, buster."


K T Cat said...

:-) both.