Tuesday, January 17, 2017

It's A Good Thing They Called A Truce. The Kitchen Was A Mess!

Apparently, Oprah's been at war with food. One can only imagine how all of that proceeded as night after night, she planned and executed one offensive after another. First, a lightning thrust into the melons then an encircling movement around some guacamole and squeezable condiments. A high-level bombing attack on the eggs followed by mechanized strike against the contents of the crisper drawer. The pantry, a regular fortress of food, was left to last. Softened up by a prolonged barrage, it underwent a massed infantry assault which devolved into hand-to-hand combat.

War is hell.
I imagine the peace will include a certain amount of mopping-up actions.

1 comment:

Ohioan@Heart said...

I assume the peace she's made with food is the same a mine: piece of pie, piece of cake, piece of chicken, ...