Both parties are now all in on supporting sexual harassment as long as it’s done by powerful people with the right political affiliations.— (((Megan McArdle))) (@asymmetricinfo) October 10, 2016
And let's be real America. If women are offended by Trump's language, who bought 100 million copies of "Fifty Shades of Grey"?#debate pic.twitter.com/CzcvKf1Nwu— Jared Wyand 🇺🇸 (@JaredWyand) October 10, 2016
How about the police? Oh, that's right. Never mind. The police are racist. In any case, the police show up long after the deed has been done.
That leaves us.
On Saturday, I hung out with more than 50 Catholic men preparing for an upcoming retreat. None of us would ever speak the way Trump has spoken or act the way Bill Clinton has acted. None of our wives or girlfriends would ever defend a pig like Bill Clinton the way Hillary has. I guess it's up to us.
Whoops! I forgot. We're homophobes and prudes. It's best to close down our businesses and take our nuns to the Supreme Court to force them to buy contraceptives.
Good luck with that whole "respecting women" thing, America.