Sunday, October 07, 2007

The Earth is Warming and Cooling Simultaneously!

Our Missionary to the Frozen, Northern Wastelands brings to our attention the fact that it's snowing well ahead of schedule in California while being unseasonably warm in Colorado.

We knew this was going to happen. It's simultaneous Global Warming and Global Cooling! The ice is going to melt and cause the sea levels to rise and then the oceans will freeze.

El Cajon, CA after the sea rises and then freezes.

Who's to blame for this? Why Chimpy McBushHitler, of course!

3 comments:

Kelly the little black dog said...

simultaneous Global Warming and Global Cooling....

I just discovered that this is how my office temperature is maintained. I have a hot water radiator in the ceiling. This has only an on and off setting. The design uses the air conditioning to moderate the temperature. So as it cools this winter I can look forward to 89 degree mornings at work.

Anonymous said...

You're more right than you think. The sea ice square mileage in the southern hemisphere just broke a new record on the upside.

At the same time tho the sea ice in the northern hemisphere just broke a new record on the downside.

But considering there's four times as much sea ice in the southern hemisphere than in the northern hemisphere, wouldn't that mean global cooling is four times as much of a problem as global warming?

K T Cat said...

No, Jay, it doesn't mean that at all. It means that the southern hemisphere is getting heavier as all the water drains out of the north, flows south and freezes.

Now we're really screwed!