Hi! My name is Jacob. I’m a hamster. I come from Syria. Like everyone else in this house, I happily serve our Maximum Leader, K T Cat. K T has asked me to comment about some of the things going on in Syria and across the Middle East, seeing as how I’m from that part of the world. I’ve got lots to say. I’ll be back later to tell you all about it.
In the meantime, would it kill you to get me some fresh fruits and vegetables? These alfalfa pellets taste like Michael Moore's pocket lint.
Male Fishing Spider
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